I just had a huge realization as I was watching Madagascar 2. It was like the heavens opened and the light shined (is shined even a word?) down on me.
Don't believe me? Check out this quote from the first Madagascar:
Gloria: Melman! Are you okay?
Melman: Yeah. I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI.
Alex: Melman, you're not getting an MRI.
Melman: CAT scan?
Alex: No! No CAT scan! It's a transfer! It's a zoo transfer!
Melman: Zoo transfer? Oh, no. No, no. I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at five. There are prescriptions that have to be filled! No other zoo can afford my medical care! And I am not going HMO!
Yeah, I know what you are thinking. I was shocked too. I wonder if they were brothers in another life or something?
Shut up, it could totally happen.
Melman even eats the urinal cake thingy thinking it's a mint.
Rhett likes to eat things out of the toilet too!
I have always loved Melman, and now I know why.
Hey Rhett? I promise you, mommy will never transfer you to another zoo. You will always live in our zoo, we know that they won't be able to afford you. You're totally safe here with us little buddy.
5 days ago