Sit back and relax, grab a cup of your favorite poison, and read all about my week of stuff that I did not do, nor would ever admit to doing.
While driving by our new condo earlier this week to show my sister where we will be living, I totally did not blow through a 4 way stop and have 3 different cars honk at me.
I would never not clean my house because we are getting ready to move and I feel like it's a total lost cause anyways.
While listening to my kids back talk, (who taught them to talk anyways?) I did not blow a gasket and tell (okay fine, I did not yell at them either), them to shut their mouths before I super glued them shut on my own.
When Rhett ran out of onesies this week I did not run to Babies R Us and buy him some new ones just because I didn't want to sort through the laundry and find the dirty ones to wash them.
I also did not find a bunch of onesie long sleeve shirts there on clearance for less than $4.00 and so therefore I did not buy those either.
I did not let Rhett climb in the nasty kennel with the uppies and play with them and shake them upside down.
I also did not laugh my butt off when one of the uppies latched on to his big toe and started sucking, sending him into a tizzy of screaming "NO UPPIES!!! NO!!! DON'T!!!" (Then as he is hysterically crying in between sobs he says, "Bad oggy!!" to the uppies mommy. Why do the mommies always get blamed for everything?)
And, today when Dakota's bus didn't show up to pick him up I didn't let him play hookie from school because I was too tired to get my not lazy butt up out of bed and take him.
What did you not do this week?