Embarrassment 101 By Rhett.....

1. When the door bell rings, and it's your Ward's Bishop stopping by to check on your family after hearing that your little one ( that would be me) has been sick again, make sure that you go running to the door with your Mommy's white lacy panties on your head, take them off, and shake them up and down at your Bishop.

(It's hilarious to see mom go bright red and grab them from you as fast as she can.)

2. When out in public and Mommy is wearing a low cut shirt, grab her shirt and pull it down as fast and as hard as you can when she least expects it, thus showing her boobies to the world.

(Daddy kinda gets after me for this one. He says they're his....but I dunno I remember a time not so long ago that I thought they were mine. Life is so confusing.)

3. If you go outside to play with the neighbor kids at the playground, when you trip on the stairs going up to the slide, just say "Ah Sh**" clear as day so that the other mommies look at your mommy like she is super naughty.

(I can get away with it because I'm cute.)

4. When mom forgets the Desitin and leaves you in the living room alone for a few seconds all nakey and such, open the door and go out onto the balcony. Tell the neighbors that are walking their dog that you have a Mimi, and proceed to stretch it out and show it to them.

(Mom was REALLY steamin at this one, cause she didn't know I could open the door all by myself.)

Now remember, these are just the few things I have done in the last couple of days. If you would like some more tutoring, please feel free to contact me.