Sunday, May 3, 2009

Embarrassment 101 By Rhett.....

1. When the door bell rings, and it's your Ward's Bishop stopping by to check on your family after hearing that your little one ( that would be me) has been sick again, make sure that you go running to the door with your Mommy's white lacy panties on your head, take them off, and shake them up and down at your Bishop.

(It's hilarious to see mom go bright red and grab them from you as fast as she can.)

2. When out in public and Mommy is wearing a low cut shirt, grab her shirt and pull it down as fast and as hard as you can when she least expects it, thus showing her boobies to the world.

(Daddy kinda gets after me for this one. He says they're his....but I dunno I remember a time not so long ago that I thought they were mine. Life is so confusing.)

3. If you go outside to play with the neighbor kids at the playground, when you trip on the stairs going up to the slide, just say "Ah Sh**" clear as day so that the other mommies look at your mommy like she is super naughty.

(I can get away with it because I'm cute.)

4. When mom forgets the Desitin and leaves you in the living room alone for a few seconds all nakey and such, open the door and go out onto the balcony. Tell the neighbors that are walking their dog that you have a Mimi, and proceed to stretch it out and show it to them.

(Mom was REALLY steamin at this one, cause she didn't know I could open the door all by myself.)

Now remember, these are just the few things I have done in the last couple of days. If you would like some more tutoring, please feel free to contact me.

12 comments:

Ann said...

What a handful you are Rhett. Please keep us posted on your other doings.

Sorry Pam, hate to encourage him but this was funny ;)

Dawn said...

Oh Mr. Rhett We all Love you

Michelle said...

I needed a good laugh this morning. Thank you Rhett! loves!

stephanie said...

OMG, I just found you and I'm not leaving.after only 2 minutes of reading I'm completely smitten with Rhett. Now we're going to be late for school,for sure, but I'll be back when I have more time(alone).

Mommy to those Special Ks said...

ROFL!!! He's hilarious! :)

Lacey said...

What a way to start my Monday. We really need to get together, but Rhett, no teaching Jax naughty things.

Carter Family said...

I swear Jakers and Rhett must have been twins in a past life... I thought I was reading about Jacob except he has a Diddle not a mimi....

Amanda said...

You know, I think my husband thinks that we're the only family in the world with ornery kids. I think he & Rhett should meet. :) Love you guys. Keep up the good work Rhett!!

Aimee said...

LOL... that made my day!

ShaRhonda said...

Rhett, you are truly a gift from God, yes I believe He has a great sense of humor. Pam-thank you for this post.

Stephanie said...

Aiden has discovered exposing boobies in public.

MJMILLS said...

oh my goodness! what a little devil! a cute one though!

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